If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode 1

Pilot

Sep 22, 2003

Episode 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Sep 29, 2003

Episode 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Oct 6, 2003

Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Oct 13, 2003

Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Oct 20, 2003

Episode 6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Oct 27, 2003

Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Nov 3, 2003

Episode 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Nov 10, 2003

Episode 9

Phase One, Complete

Nov 17, 2003

Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

Nov 24, 2003

Episode 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Dec 15, 2003

Episode 12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Jan 5, 2004

Episode 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Jan 12, 2004

Episode 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Feb 2, 2004

Episode 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Feb 9, 2004

Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

Feb 16, 2004

Episode 17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Feb 23, 2004

Episode 18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

Mar 1, 2004

Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Mar 22, 2004

Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Apr 19, 2004

Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

May 3, 2004

Episode 22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

May 10, 2004

Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

May 17, 2004

Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

May 24, 2004